this is fucking terrifying
this is not the scotland we want
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
Just make out already
things i laughed at in 2011: actual jokes with a structure and punchline
things i laugh at now: watch me swooce right in
SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS
BAD MEMORIES FROM WILD WORLD
this took me a minute because i legit thought it was Mr. Resetti. Dear lord halp me
this october i’m gonna fuck a pumpkin.
This could mean 2 things..
what do you mean it “could mean 2 things” i’m gonna go get a pumpkin and shove it up my ass.
First glimpse of Disney Channel’s Descendants, scheduled to premiere 2015. Here we see Jafar’s son, Jay, played by Booboo Stewart, Carlos, son of Cruella de Vil played by Cameron Boyce, Mal daughter of Maleficent played by Dove Cameron and the Evil Queen’s daughter Evie, played by Sofia Carson.
The Legendary Villains will be played by:
Kristin Chenoweth- Maleficent
Kathy Najimy- Evil Queen
Wendy Raquel Robinson- Cruella De Vil
Maz Jobrani- Jafar